Monday 24 October 2016

The REF Song

With apologies and acknowledgements to Morecambe and Wise
To the tune of "Bring me Sunshine..."

Bring me papers in your file,
Bring me impact all the while,
In this world, where we live, there should be more four star prose,
So much dross you can send, to each brand new online journal,
Make me happy, through the years,
Never share your, rejection fears,
Let your Facebook friends cite you, so that you can cite them back,
Bring me output, bring me funding...or Get the sack!

Image courtesy of Sira Anamwong at FreeDigitalPhotos.net


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